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  sovietrazor@ wrote:
  Holy crap guys. It was not even that action-packed, and it had plot-holes the height of the freaking CN Tower and the width of Japan. Why is she so nonchalant about seeing her thought-dead best friend after eight years? Her slim evidence of his survival is a snow globe! Why was that bully guy not, I dunno SHOCKED that this guy was back from the dead? Why was the mom never found until the end? We have idiotic, unnecessary end (that wasn't in the book, and is merely there to "hook" us into a terrible sequel.) to an idiotic, unnecessary film, a protagonist who is so [...] SELF-CENTERED you would not be able to wrench his head from the inner depths of his colon. Our protagonist is supposed to be sympathetic while stealing MILLIONS of dollars, undoubtedly bankrupting a few thousand people and ruining countless lives, because he does not kill people like Sammy J. Then, he leaves the villain, STRANDED, in the middle of freaking nowhere, trapped in a cave on a cliff, with no food or water, with no way to contact help or anything, and tells him he's LUCKY HE DID NOT FEED HIM TO SHARKS."OH THANKS DAVEY FOR LEAVING ME TO DIE SLOWLY WHILE TRYING TO PROLONG MY WRETCHED EXISTENCE BY MOST LIKELY EVENTUALLY RESORTING TO EATING AND DRINKING MY OWN WASTE, INSTEAD OF DYING QUICKLY AND SLIGHTLY LESS PAINFULLY? " Also, David acts like no human being would."So David, where did you get all this money? " A normal, reasonable person would say something like this: "I won the lottery!"or "my missing mom was rich and they declared her legally dead, and I was left a lot in her will!". Instead, we get "I'm a hugely rich banker even though I'm only 25 and apparently failed math." How can you empathize with that? How can you say," Hoho David, you're so clever!"? WHY, does she accept this argument for any amount of time? It would be like a guy telling his wife he's not fat, he's pregnant. It boggles the mind. The last nail in this already overnailed coffin is the acting. I didn't think Hayden could get any stiffer and more inhuman than in SW3, but I was proved wrong. This is not an action film. This is not the thriller of the summer. This is what the Russians placed over Peter's grave so he wouldn't arise. This is what those weird kids who dress in black and pretend to be "Vampires" worship. It. Is. Crap.
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