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It's okay, it could have been so much better. It was kind of cheesy at times. But the jumping part of it was really cool. It had good action, and Samuel L. Jackson was all right. But it got really ridiculous and stupid at times.
5/10
8.13.2008 -
k-onne-r@ - age: 13-17
Jumper is a movie with a decent plot, but at times it never makes any sence and its just imbarracing to hear them talk about "jumpers" and "paladins" this movie was okay and it could have been better, Hayden Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson did a good job but with all the writing from the script it made them look silly, I will not watch it again.
6/10
7.19.2008 -
richyazda42@ - age: 13-17
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Holy crap guys. It was not even that action-packed, and it had plot-holes the height of the freaking CN Tower and the width of Japan. Why is she so nonchalant about seeing her thought-dead best friend after eight years? Her slim evidence of his survival is a snow globe! Why was that bully guy not, I dunno SHOCKED that this guy was back from the dead? Why was the mom never found until the end? We have idiotic, unnecessary end (that wasn't in the book, and is merely there to "hook" us into a terrible sequel.) to an idiotic, unnecessary film, a protagonist who is so [...] SELF-CENTERED you would not be able to wrench his head from the inner depths of his colon. Our protagonist is supposed to be sympathetic while stealing MILLIONS of dollars, undoubtedly bankrupting a few thousand people and ruining countless lives, because he does not kill people like Sammy J. Then, he leaves the villain, STRANDED, in the middle of freaking nowhere, trapped in a cave on a cliff, with no food or water, with no way to contact help or anything, and tells him he's LUCKY HE DID NOT FEED HIM TO SHARKS."OH THANKS DAVEY FOR LEAVING ME TO DIE SLOWLY WHILE TRYING TO PROLONG MY WRETCHED EXISTENCE BY MOST LIKELY EVENTUALLY RESORTING TO EATING AND DRINKING MY OWN WASTE, INSTEAD OF DYING QUICKLY AND SLIGHTLY LESS PAINFULLY? " Also, David acts like no human being would."So David, where did you get all this money? " A normal, reasonable person would say something like this: "I won the lottery!"or "my missing mom was rich and they declared her legally dead, and I was left a lot in her will!". Instead, we get "I'm a hugely rich banker even though I'm only 25 and apparently failed math." How can you empathize with that? How can you say," Hoho David, you're so clever!"? WHY, does she accept this argument for any amount of time? It would be like a guy telling his wife he's not fat, he's pregnant. It boggles the mind. The last nail in this already overnailed coffin is the acting. I didn't think Hayden could get any stiffer and more inhuman than in SW3, but I was proved wrong. This is not an action film. This is not the thriller of the summer. This is what the Russians placed over Peter's grave so he wouldn't arise. This is what those weird kids who dress in black and pretend to be "Vampires" worship. It. Is. Crap.
1/10
6.29.2008 -
sovietrazor@ - age: 13-17
The story line was very bad and at the end "let's go somewhere hot" I thought that was a bad ending to Jumper it looked like the writer thought were a over the place. But I did love playing in jumper Hayden In the movie I did like the jumping place to place it just needed a better story line. Hayden I think it's that you live in Toronto and you are a canadian.
6/10
6.26.2008 -
scootergirl_1993@ - age: 13-17
WOW jumper is asome I loved it u have to seee ittt!!!
8/10
5.16.2008 -
pretty_yazzy@ - age: 1-12
Really good and different. Worth seeing at the theaters because of all the beautiful scenery. Very original idea and well played. Edge of your seat, unpredictable action movie. Oh, and Christen looks rrreally good!!!
9/10
5.12.2008 -
noralisa12@ - age: 26-35
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Well I think the story could have really been better if it had a script that made sense. It was all over the place like the main characters! Plot holes like swiss cheese!! They could have elaborated on his mom, before she left and maybe showing a peek-a-boo game or something where her son is three and first jumps and then she realises what he can do. Heh did the husband drink because his wife took off- why didn't he know who she was-What about the Scottish guy when he was little-they could have given more info on how these guys grew up -with their gifts. Also having a black guy as a religious fanatic is mocking to any Black Christians- who by the way when they are following the real message of God -do not exterminate people who are different-Religion breeds war- turn on the T"V. !! Short real history class:The crusades were NOT funded or created by REAL Christians. It was a pope who wanted to take the land in middle east to build another roman empire by force-so they went and killed everyone (all the muslims )who were in their path. This has nothing to do with God, but they misuse His name to destroy, just like the Paladins in this movie... Hope the book for story on jumpers was better...
5/10
5.11.2008 -
jerusalem3ca@ - age: 26-35
It was no Matrix but it had it's moments. The story left lots to be desired and explained but maybe a sequel will clear some things up. Calling the bad guys Paladins does Have Gun Will Travel a disservice. Hayden Christensen is as wooden as ever but the special effects make up for his lack of acting ability.
7/10
4.23.2008 -
parker2@ - age: 36-49
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It's a terrible movie. An absolute waste of money. Boring as hell.
1/10
4.19.2008 -
paul,bateson@
A good movie, hope they make a sequel because of the final events (which I won't tell)
9/10
4.8.2008 -
martinnguyen65@ - age: 13-17
Plot holes a regular person could jump through. Some parts didn't really make a lot of sense.
4/10
4.8.2008 -
trusted_68@ - age: 36-49
It just went nowhere... but if you're going to see it, see it in the theater cause on a small screen it would be even worse.
6/10
4.7.2008 -
azlynelf@ - age: 18-25
I loved this movie it kept you wanting to watch more and it was nice to see Hayden in something other than Star wars.
9/10
3.31.2008 -
borutski@ - age: 13-17
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